Quotes From "Born Weird" By Andrew Kaufman

She said, “Only the weak are afraid to appear so.
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She said, “Only the weak are afraid to appear so. Andrew Kaufman
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Are you sad?" Nicola asked. Richard turned in the chair. The scissors became motionless." Yes. I am sad. I'm sad most of the time."" Does it bother you?"" It never used to. But now it does. Very much."" It's because the world disappoints you, " Nicola said. She set down hers scissors. "It continually fails to surprise you. It fails to be as wonderful as you long for it to be. This is where your sadness comes from. Andrew Kaufman
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You know, you're very strong" Nicola said." Thank you."" That's no compliment. It's your weakness. If you weren't so strong you wouldn't have to take it and so you wouldn't. Andrew Kaufman